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The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - It's Barkington Time 2

Deep in the dark woods, one sentient tree stands against the horrors of the unknown. Join us as we recount the legendary battle between Brother Barkington, a foul-mouthed, ass-kicking tree with fire powers, and the Sludge Wiggler, a slimy cryptid with a bad attitude. Expect chaos in this hilarious mini showdown of nature vs. nightmare.

The Fuderation Ep. 303 - Dark Match

It's February 2025 and Shudder has released upon us DARK MATCH, a movie following a young group of wrestlers who fight for their lives against an occult group lead by The Prophet aka Chris Jericho. 

SCL Ep. 510 - "The Dean Malenko of Strippers"

Come join us on this Superbowl Sunday to talk about the latest wackiness we have found on the internet, including a man that really loves... people, a lady appears from the ocean and so much more!

Smack It Down Ep. 161 - Now Being Used As New Forms Of Verbal Torture

Strap in, folks! Jay Silver & Corey Gold are back with a brand-new episode of Smack It Down, and this one’s packed tighter than a Royal Rumble ring before the first elimination.

 

This week, the boys break down the 2025 Royal Rumble—a.k.a. the only WWE show worth watching each year—where shocking returns, questionable booking, and one incredibly awkward botch stole the show.

 

But that’s not all! We also dive into the bizarre case of Hirooki Goto, who may or may not have unlocked the secret to instant transmission mid-match is he training under The Yardrats?!, and the AEW Grand Slam 2025 controversy that has the wrestling world in meltdown mode.

 

So grab a drink, hit play, and prepare for another wild ride through the world of wrestling!

The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - Snoring, Sharks & Star Tropics

 

This week on The Nerd Nebula, the fearless (and questionably competent) trio of Jay Silver, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu are given a simple task by the ever-mysterious Shady Vendor: capture a Carcharodon carcharias (Great White Shark) pup. Easy, right? There’s just one tiny issue—spaceships aren’t exactly known for their seaworthiness.

 

Enter Vicious Mechanical Modifications, a shop that sounds both highly reputable and definitely not sketchy. There, they meet a man named Jimothy, who looks like he was born in a toolbox. He assures them that with enough duct tape, questionable engineering, and an anti-gravity hydrofoil (whatever that is), their spaceship will be ocean-ready in no time.

 

Because, obviously, strapping boat parts to a spaceship makes total sense.

 

Now, with their barely-floating death trap prepped, Jay, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu set off to hunt down a shark puppy.

 

What could possibly go wrong? 

(Spoiler: A lot.)

The Fuderation Back Catalog - WWF Royal Rumble 1997

Dip back into The Fuderation back catalog as we take a look at WWF It's Time 1996!

Originally recorded October 2019.

SCL Ep. 509 - "You smell like Chinese plastic"

Come join us to talk about the latest wackiness we have found on the internet, including a grandfathers intense hate for pizza, mannequin love, Pepsi 4 life and so much more!

The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - IT'S BARKINGTON TIME!

IT'S BARKINGTON TIME!

 

Brother Barkington, the only tree in the forest with fire powers and zero sense of irony, is on a mission to become a LEGEND! Or, you know, at least get some respect. His quest? Save the town of Helmhaven from a Shrek knockoff ogre who’s somehow both uglier and more annoying. Can Barkington defeat the ogre without accidentally burning down the town? Probably not. But hey, legends have to start somewhere!