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The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - Snoring, Sharks & Startropics Part 2

This week on The Nerd Nebula, the fearless (and questionably competent) trio of Jay, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu embark on a high-seas adventure in the tropical waters of Star Tropics. Their mission? Capture a great white shark pup for a shady vendor. Simple, right?

 

Well, as fate (and poor navigation skills) would have it, our heroes end up sailing a little too far north. Instead of a paradise filled with sunshine and sharks, they find themselves in the freezing polar oceans—where their biggest problem isn’t the temperature, but the gang of very territorial ocean unicorns (also known as narwhals) now circling their boat.

 

Do narwhals have a strict "no trespassing" policy? Yes. Are they willing to joust intruders with their majestic tusks? Also yes. Can Brother Barkington charm them with interpretive dance? Probably not, but he's not going to try anyway.

The Fuderation Back Catalog - WCW Uncensored 1997

Dip back into The Fuderation back catalog as we take a look at WCW Uncensored 1997!

Originally recorded November 2019.

SCL Ep. 511 - "Put a shirt on next time Brent"

Come join us to talk about the latest wackiness we have found on the internet, including the revelation that Pokémon are living demons, weight loss fads, Hard Ticket to Hawaii and so much more!

The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - It's Barkington Time 2

Deep in the dark woods, one sentient tree stands against the horrors of the unknown. Join us as we recount the legendary battle between Brother Barkington, a foul-mouthed, ass-kicking tree with fire powers, and the Sludge Wiggler, a slimy cryptid with a bad attitude. Expect chaos in this hilarious mini showdown of nature vs. nightmare.

The Fuderation Ep. 303 - Dark Match

It's February 2025 and Shudder has released upon us DARK MATCH, a movie following a young group of wrestlers who fight for their lives against an occult group lead by The Prophet aka Chris Jericho. 

SCL Ep. 510 - "The Dean Malenko of Strippers"

Come join us on this Superbowl Sunday to talk about the latest wackiness we have found on the internet, including a man that really loves... people, a lady appears from the ocean and so much more!

Smack It Down Ep. 161 - Now Being Used As New Forms Of Verbal Torture

Strap in, folks! Jay Silver & Corey Gold are back with a brand-new episode of Smack It Down, and this one’s packed tighter than a Royal Rumble ring before the first elimination.

 

This week, the boys break down the 2025 Royal Rumble—a.k.a. the only WWE show worth watching each year—where shocking returns, questionable booking, and one incredibly awkward botch stole the show.

 

But that’s not all! We also dive into the bizarre case of Hirooki Goto, who may or may not have unlocked the secret to instant transmission mid-match is he training under The Yardrats?!, and the AEW Grand Slam 2025 controversy that has the wrestling world in meltdown mode.

 

So grab a drink, hit play, and prepare for another wild ride through the world of wrestling!

The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - Snoring, Sharks & Star Tropics

 

This week on The Nerd Nebula, the fearless (and questionably competent) trio of Jay Silver, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu are given a simple task by the ever-mysterious Shady Vendor: capture a Carcharodon carcharias (Great White Shark) pup. Easy, right? There’s just one tiny issue—spaceships aren’t exactly known for their seaworthiness.

 

Enter Vicious Mechanical Modifications, a shop that sounds both highly reputable and definitely not sketchy. There, they meet a man named Jimothy, who looks like he was born in a toolbox. He assures them that with enough duct tape, questionable engineering, and an anti-gravity hydrofoil (whatever that is), their spaceship will be ocean-ready in no time.

 

Because, obviously, strapping boat parts to a spaceship makes total sense.

 

Now, with their barely-floating death trap prepped, Jay, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu set off to hunt down a shark puppy.

 

What could possibly go wrong? 

(Spoiler: A lot.)